My friend just perfectly explained to his girlfriend why opposites attract in relationships in 6 words. “you complete what I am not” that’s why two people that are so different can be together. I need a positive to my negative, a light to my dark, a hot to my cold. That really got me..
NOBODY TOLD ME SNAILS EAT WORMS I THOUGHT THEY FED ON SUNSHINE AND DEWDROPS
then you should probably know that the reason they’re so gooey on their tops and not just their bottoms is so that if ants and the like try to eat them they with get stuck and either suffocate or starve whilst attached to the snail
oh i thought that was just maximum lubrication for prime slime trail creation
Really? Men want to make all these weak ass “women should be in the kitchen jokes” and then they want to pull shit like this
Fuck u top chef Canada and ur sexist bullshit
A woman’s place is in the kitchen, unless we suddenly want to act like being in the kitchen is respectable difficult work. Then women need to get the fuck out, right?
This is a promo ad for a “battle of the sexes”. There’s a promotional poster for the women’s side too, featuring the same setup, with the words “Is that all you got, boys?” But of course, OP didn’t take a picture of that one.